viernes, 30 de noviembre de 2018

Layer 0.7: Booking a lot


Now I am going to talk about my favorite thing about books, that is that they are good kill mosquitoes…..I’m joking, kind of.



My favorite author is Michael Crichton, father of the techno-thriller. Many of his work are science fiction like The Andromeda Strain but also he has written a lot of crime novels like The Great Train Robbery or political ones like Rising Sun. Many of the theme of his book is the distrust of modern politics, corporations and science advancement without ethics, been represented in his most famous work: Jurassic Park that was later adapted by Steven Spielberg in a movie in 1993. Generally I like book about science fiction or thrillers, fantasy is not discarded and also I like some surrealist and philosophical jobs like the tales written by Jorge Luis Borges in especial Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius , The Lottery in Babylon and The Library of Babel are some of my favorite ones.

My favorite book is between Jurassic Park itself (the longest version which has a lot of violence and blood) and the House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewsky which is a surreal book and very very crasy , you need to read it to understand what I meant with that one.



Finally the last book I read was… i don’t know, something of Baradit so in any case I doesn’t matter to much and it was a waste of money .

Bye

jueves, 22 de noviembre de 2018

Layer 0.6: Keep Moving Forward? No Thanks Bro (Warning nothing makes sense here)


Why I will want to do a postgrad? I mean what the fuck dude? My only plan was to finish the journalism career, lay down and work until I’m dead. It was going to work very fine. Even the dead it was going to be great with a Kalashnikov, Serbian bitches and a Purple Tiger named Gracilda-Chan.
Future Projections : With a lot of bobbies
But whatever the only consideration that I could make will be studying a hyper mega deluxe specialization in some kind of investigative journalism of some kind (Maybe journalism in Alvaro Salas now that is my dad and of all of Chile I guess) Maybe I will going to study to a country (Uzbekistan?) that have very tax lax so I can be a Youtuber (That plays FORTNITE 2) apart of the postgrad.
Living the life Baby
Or maybe I can study some other career like cock fights or the sweet enterprise of opium traffic, the CIA have some sweet offer in Afghanistan in crime wars and black operations.
Anyways that study has to be part time because I am busy man and I have shit to write.

Now thats what i call postgraduate studies.
Maybe I will wait when I have money (A lot of money) and a Yacht (That I will  call “We Live in Society IV”) before doing any of that.
First this and then i will do the postgrad
To be sincere i dont really know what i want to do after the career so i have being doing  a lot of shitposting to deal with this existential dread in this post. So in the case plans are not in consideration yet so for the moment the only thing I want right now is a refreshing Sprite Drink. 
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And glass JGM with the help of Nyarlathothep but that can wait.

FUCKING MAYOL NOBODY LIKES THE FRENTE AMPLIO FUCKING HIPPIE.


jueves, 15 de noviembre de 2018

Layer 0.5 : Job and slavery

Well…. I don’t want to be a shop clerk that’s one thing for sure. I reality what I want to do is being a TV or internet journalist that work creating audiovisual content to the masses. I will like a lot if this job led me travel a lot, going to a war zone (and died) or some strange place (like Uzbekistan UWU) learning more about this weird planet. I expected to be an outdoor and indoor job, working only in a office I will ve very boring and for that I have my free time wasting my live. I expecting gain half a million? I don’t know It depends of how kind are my future employees, maybe I can surpass the million itself…that will be cool, or I will die homeless that also will be…not so cool. I don’t expect to take any mayor, maybe a specialization on investigative journalism so I can have a way better salary that what I expect to have (in practice you ear 100.000 CLP so go figure). The channels that I expect work on are Mega or CNN but if in near future some new awesome media network is created in the internet I will not refrain for that option.

Anyway wait I wanted to say is that I don’t want to die poor.

jueves, 8 de noviembre de 2018

Layer 0.4: Food and Clorox


Sup dudes now I’m going to talk about the thing that everybody likes (or they will DEAD)
FOOD.
In my case the thing that I like to eat a part of the souls of virgins is pizza. I like a lot eating pizza especially pizza with a lot of meat, pork or chicken. Eating animals is the best SUCK A CARROT VEGANS (EPIC DAB)
My favorite restaurant is Papa John´s because the pizza there is very good and very spicy. This in contrast of what I eat normally; sadly in the cafeteria of the University of Chile pizza is not an option. Generally in there they rotate the food at random with meat and vegetables (the vegans are it again). Sadly cooking’s is not an ability I have to make pizza (Only sandwiches that don’t suck) so I am enslaved to eat what the University has to offer to me which like I said is very random to know what they going to give you.
Anyways I tried to eat in Papa John’s anytime I have the opportune to do it. (Also write a blogspot here in my house is not funny)