Layer 1.0 : Metablog English Class

Well this is it

English class in the EPIC University of Chile was a very interesting experience. I have never run a blog before so there is that as a new acquired wisdom (which I will forget right now anyways), but I don’t know…..I think it would be better if we can do class in any moment but NOT the afternoon.

I mean the blogs are funny and all that jazz but it’s too late and I am too tired to pretend am some internet celebrity of the 90s (seriously who use blogger in this day instead of social media?) So I could have a better opinion of the English if it wasn’t too late in the afternoon. I mean I need to be in my house so I can make dark rituals with Cthulu and play Despacito 2 in my computer with Windows XP

Also the exams are in January and I don’t have time for that shit because I want to start working full time in the cinema close of my home so I can make more MONEY that a filmmaking student .

My English I think is okay, I hope, but I don’t know my pronunciation can be better so I don’t sound like some Indian immigrant that is friend of Apu. I guess I can improve that if practice more talking but THIS IS FUCKING CHILE , the only English this faggots says is “sorry” and “Fortnite”. At least I listing a lot of English when I am watching Youtube videos and Bad porn.   

So fuck it

GOODBYE EPIC DAB

Layer 0.9 Juan Gomez Milla.exe

ICEI is a funny place and by funny I mean that I am contemplating to make Coup d'état just to destroy Vivaldi in an epic anime fight.MP4 with LINKIN PARK in the background.

FUCKING FAGGOT

So where do we star?

There are a lot of electives that are not electives because you need SIXTEEN fucking credits to pass this shit, so fucking bullshit with your fake news house of Bello, meaning that I am OBLIGED to make the electives instead of have time to do journalist shit like smoke crack and winning more money that a student of filmmaking. 

Better that a magic "Queque" or whatwhat

In terms of workload is very random like a box of chocolates, so I don’t know when bad things can’t happen but when it happens and overexploitation begins it is…………………………………….

Bad.

Also fucking buildings. Did the rectors of this hellhole have some sexual fetishism for brutalism? Like they saw Chernobyl and think “yeah I want that shit in my fucking campus” and then start snorting cocaine like Wall Strett investor.

Vivaldi special. With love UWU

 And that only if this shit is fucking finished, it looks like the set of Mad Max that a third world campus, or better it looks like a third world campus so fucked.

WOW the "Aulario" 3 is looking better this days

Now there is a lot of computers because we have to pretend that we are in the 21 century, but sometimes there is not internet and pretty sure the TV studio will have  a penalty fee from the Sub secretary of Work because there is only time before somebody died for an electric burn or crushed by the spotlights.

IM GOING TO KILL YOU COCKSUCKER

But at least the teachers teach well. Sort of.

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And for Vivaldi

Fucking Fa-

Layer 0.8 : I dont (like) summer

I don’t like summer, is very hot and I don’t like that shit. This is why I always prefer going to the south every summer so I kind of GTFO of the social obligations of adult life. But that just wishful thinking, the south is a place I would like to visit but generally i ended trapped in Santiago whith all the smog, “puros kumas” and THE FUCKING SUN.

FUUUUUUCK

At least I know I am going to have more time to visit my friends from school, more time to watch chinese cartoons and more time to consume alcohol in industrial levels, o boy that hangover is going to be very bad, like I expect my liver to commit harakiri in the end of February or something like that.

End of February 2019

I expect also to visit my family that lives in Colina, close to the famous jail “Colina 2” where the sun is hotter, there is a lot of dust and horses run in the streets and they shit also in the streets, so is normal that the smell doesn’t is very N I C E.

Fucking Asshole

-¿Are going to study in summer?

R: Are you on meth madafacka? Who study in summer? Do I look like a fucking nerd to you?

I expect to work in the cinema of Mall Plaza Norte so I can have enough money to buy……Things.

DON´T ASK

Anyways that’s not the point, the point is that the summer is bad, the sun is bad I don’t want more of this shit. Cthulhu please awaken and kill us all.

YAY