Layer 0.2: Mickey is not real moron

Okey my niggas let round up to tell you the tale of why Walt Disney World is a very funny place where the hot of swamp of Orlando is replaced by fat gringos complaining about Donald Turmp in a magic show with robot pirates.

That shit was wild dude 

My family (one mom, two brothers) decided to GTFO of Chile during national holidays because and I quote: “cueca are for pussies” and instead going one week to the happiest place of Earth: My guns deale…Disneyland, er Walt Disney World of Orlando. 4 amusement parks (Mostly because Epcot is like the MIN but with doping) to have fun.

The game is that you are the Golf Ball , and then you die of an aneurysm

We rode a lot of rollercoasters, we ate food that is bad for my health (thanks Coca-Cola) and we saw real animal and fake animals that destroy the purpose of the first one. It was fun, and also I was capable to talk with the natives about gringo things, like oil and donuts. That explains the obesity.

Mcdonald was better in Chile 

And then we were to Universal Studios and discover that Mickey Mouse was nothing compared to the Incredible Hulk Rollercoaster, that shit was violent. I like violence.

NEVER FORGET

The lesson here is that going to a park in the U.S can be very funny. And also it was a very unique experience that have vacations in Algarrobo (corny)

And that’s it.

TAKE THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMY AND DRINK IT IN A CUP OF DEAD BABIES . LONG LIVE THE ETERNAL GOOD OF VHS MOVIES AND OWNER OF STAR WARS.

The End