Layer 0.1 : Uzbekistan Start wit UZUZ UwU

Aladdin would be fucking proud

So where to go as a journalist?

Oh boy that is an interesting question isn’t? But what better country that Uzbekistan? Or Grand Bukhara during the “good times” (Long live the Tsar). Located in Central Asia an forming part of the family of countries that ends in “-an” like Afghanistan of Turkmenistan, it was formed after the fall of the URSS (Thanks Gorbachov ) 

You are welcome motherfu....

A nice and warm country where corrupted state enterprise have control of the means of production , living up to the legacy of the Silk Road that cross that country in the times when Marco Polo was playing Zelda in the whole continent , having a nice quantity of farm lands and lot of fucking Uranium being sold to Uncle Sam YAY . This country also have the biggest army of Central Asia so that will explain his friendship with “Murica” if you consider that eagle country have given Uzbekistan a ton of cash to finance his soldier toys.  

"Should be you know , killing muslims  in Afghanistan?"

"We are not gringos SukalimSukalomgo"

"Hey thats racist Ukeltotico Michael Jackson"

"Globalization is a hell of a bitch eh"

They have some denounces of torture being put by the UN but as Chilean that will come like no shock to me, either way it will a nice place to denounce as a journalist and maybe being kill in some Black site and have my name put in the Auditorium of ICEI (suck it Jose Carrasco) .

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So yeah, Uzbekistan, did you know that country even exist?

Jesus modern art is out of control, eh fellas?